1 00:00:47,958 --> 00:00:53,916 6:00 PM, BANGKOK 2 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,083 So this is what heaven feels like, right? 3 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,583 That's right. 4 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:19,291 Whoopsie! 5 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:42,333 Hey! 6 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,583 Say this together. So! 7 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:45,833 -So! -Cramped! 8 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,083 -Cramped! -Yeah, some of you get out! 9 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,708 You don't all need to go up there. 10 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:53,250 What a bunch of idiots. 11 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,333 Why must I be surrounded by idiots? 12 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:21,083 -Welcome. Please follow me. -There's still room inside. 13 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,916 To the left, not the right. 14 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:27,416 Here's your drink. 15 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,291 Do you want anything else? 16 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:04,083 Oh, what a lucky day! I haven't seen you in ages. 17 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:06,583 Have a seat, my friend. 18 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:10,666 Have a seat. 19 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:13,000 Tonight, we won't quit 20 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:15,125 until we're blitzed. 21 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:19,583 What? You look like you just got kicked in the face. 22 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,791 Like I said, kids these days, 23 00:04:23,958 --> 00:04:25,541 they're disrespectful. 24 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:28,541 That one over there. See? 25 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,291 -Which one? -The guy who's babbling 26 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:32,958 and laughing. Make sure he's dead. 27 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:39,208 Here, take this. 28 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,041 How about you show me what I came for. 29 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,583 -Pipob, bring it in. -Right away, boss. 30 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,250 To be honest with you, 31 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:52,666 I wouldn't sell this stuff to anyone. 32 00:04:55,958 --> 00:04:58,291 My God, this is amazing! 33 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:01,708 When the gangs from across the river asked me for it, 34 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:04,000 I just said no. 35 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:06,833 I don't see a damn thing. 36 00:05:07,208 --> 00:05:10,041 Pipob, turn it on for him. 37 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,208 You know he doesn't have enough brain cells for this. 38 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,708 Sorry, brother. 39 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,291 Let me take care of this. 40 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,500 How's that? Get it? 41 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:23,583 No? 42 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:24,750 'Course not. 43 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:26,666 I told you so. 44 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,208 You know how to shoot? 45 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,041 No sweat. Back in the day, 46 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:33,000 -I went shooting with my pop every day. -Alright then. 47 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,041 Keep an eye on that guy. 48 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,208 Get ready and wait for my signal. When I nod, 49 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,833 you pull the trigger. 50 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,250 Go get the money. 51 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:48,208 -I don't have it. -That's why I told you to go get it. 52 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,375 My God, how can you be this stupid? 53 00:05:56,541 --> 00:05:57,833 Is this a revolver? 54 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:02,291 No. You're sure you know how to shoot? 55 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,541 Of course, trust me. 56 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,041 Pull the slide, aim, and shoot. 57 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,916 Why do I need to slide? 58 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,583 So it puts a bullet into the chamber. 59 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:13,000 Then switch off the safety. Okay? 60 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,375 Safety? What safety? 61 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,541 -You're sure you can shoot? -Of course. 62 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:19,791 I told you, I did it all the time. 63 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:22,583 -Okay. Wait here. -Okay. 64 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:31,583 What are you doing here? 65 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,041 Get out of here. 66 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:42,875 Everybody freeze. Stay right where you are. 67 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,333 -This isn't a good time for a prank. -What prank? 68 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,958 Who's pulling the prank on whom? You? 69 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:52,250 Just admit it, brother. 70 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,583 I'm such an honest man. If I weren't, 71 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,625 I'd be dead by now. 72 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,291 Oh shit! 73 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:08,875 -What? -Hey! 74 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,333 Kill him! Kill him! 75 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,083 Hey! 76 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,291 -How did you get down so fast? -I fell, you idiot! 77 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:59,125 That's my head, dumbass! You messed up my hairdo! 78 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,750 -No! -You have to save your own ass now. 79 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,541 Let's go this way! 80 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,958 Slide back and safety off. 81 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:57,458 Pull the trigger? 82 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,958 Sin! 83 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,583 -Yes? -What are you doing? 84 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,958 -Just sitting. -I can see that. 85 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,041 -Which way are they going? -That way. 86 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,208 Two shots. 87 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,291 Double the damage. 88 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,166 I won't lie to you... 89 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:23,083 Hurry! 90 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:50,541 You're hot? Let's get some air. 91 00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:56,333 What kind of bird is that? The head looks so purple. 92 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,416 It's a purple-headed pigeon. 93 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,750 I've never heard of this species. 94 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,041 It's just migrated to Thailand. 95 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,875 It must have been a long journey. This poor thing lost its feathers. 96 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,208 Did it fly straight to a brick wall? 97 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,791 -The head looks battered. Shoo! -No! 98 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,375 This way. 99 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,541 Get out of here. 100 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,250 It's an honor to... 101 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,708 fight alongside you, boss. 102 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,291 Go! 103 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:41,708 I will give you a Medal of Honor 104 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,666 for your acts of valor. 105 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,041 -It's a basement floor, boss. -Why did you 106 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,083 bring me down here, you moron? 107 00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:12,166 If I die, can I have a medal? 108 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,666 I'll shove it down your throat! 109 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,708 You die so I can survive! 110 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:49,458 -Didn't you hear the gunshots? Let's go! -Come on! 111 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,500 Hey, cover me. 112 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,833 -The rest of you follow me. -Yes, sir. 113 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,500 Shoot him! 114 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,458 What the actual fuck? 115 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:23,083 How could you even miss that? 116 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:26,083 Where did he go? 117 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:30,416 Dammit! 118 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:34,041 What are you doing? Who are you shooting at? 119 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,791 You got a gun? 120 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:39,166 I know this look. I know you want to take my bike. 121 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,625 There you go. Take it. 122 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,750 He's getting away. Follow him! 123 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,916 -Shit! -What? 124 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,041 You didn't even use your indicators. 125 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,250 I was about to make a turn. Why couldn't you slow down? 126 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:26,041 What is the biggest fish in the world? 127 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:28,708 Mekong catfish. 128 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:30,583 Wrong. A whale. 129 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:54,291 What animal can jump so high? 130 00:14:57,416 --> 00:14:59,166 A motorcycle. 131 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:15,625 Damn, this bus always takes forever. 132 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,041 What was that noise? 133 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,750 They're probably filming. 134 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:25,416 They did this last week. I had to wait for hours. 135 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,000 They're filming car chase scenes, I'm sure. 136 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,000 Hey! 137 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,666 Hang in there. 138 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:43,791 An ambulance is coming. 139 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,041 Cut to the left. 140 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:34,625 Yahoo! 141 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,625 Ha-ha! I'm not dead! 142 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:21,083 I'm doing fine. See the smile on my face? 143 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,666 I'm too tough to die! Oh man, that was close. 144 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,416 This amulet protects me. 145 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,791 Let me show you this one. This one's better. 146 00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,500 It's far, far better. Come with me. 147 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,166 It's right here. Just 300,000 baht. 148 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,083 Judging by your style and personality, 149 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,041 I guarantee that this car... 150 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,875 is just perfect for you. 151 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,291 Forty-eight easy installments. 152 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,291 Plus first-class insurance. 153 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,625 Hear the horn? 154 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,583 Sounds great, right? What? It startled you? 155 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,375 So what do you say? You're interested? 156 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:02,166 How about a test drive? 157 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,041 Alright then. 158 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,708 Let me get the key for you. I'll be right back. 159 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,583 Hold on, I'm pulling over. 160 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,375 Sure. 161 00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,666 Come on, baby, don't be like that. 162 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,416 You know I miss you. 163 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,458 I always do. 164 00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:22,375 Come on, don't say that. I had a bad dream last night. 165 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,125 I dreamed I lost my car. 166 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,875 Don't worry about it. It's just a dream. 167 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,041 Here's the key. Let's drive. 168 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,833 What's the rush? Take it easy. We have plenty of time. 169 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,750 This car is just perfect... 170 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:53,625 Hurry up, old hag. 171 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:57,250 Do you want to die? I've been driving for 20 years and never hit anyone. 172 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,166 I've been walking for 60 years 173 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,583 and never been hit by a car. 174 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,750 I'm invincible, asshole! 175 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,208 Oh my God, he has a gun! 176 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,833 You don't quit, do you? 177 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:23,500 Why do you have a gun? 178 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,833 Yeah! You missed! 179 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:56,291 What the hell? How can you drive like this? 180 00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,583 I won't sell you this car. Let me go! 181 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:27,333 Hey, why are you so persistent? 182 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,083 I need a smoke. 183 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,333 Hey, have you ordered gas? 184 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,708 Go for it. We only live once. 185 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:50,916 Special agent. National Counterterrorism Agency 186 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,333 of Nongwaileum. 187 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,958 -What about the car? -Get it fixed. 188 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,500 OK. 189 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,333 Get up now. Get up. 190 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,291 And stop looking at me like that. 191 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:05,083 Slippery son of a bitch. Come on, keep moving. 192 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,666 NONGWAILEUM SECRET SERVICE 193 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,083 What is this all about? 194 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,541 Why am I being arrested? 195 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,833 With a face like this, 196 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,625 you really think I'm a bad guy? 197 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:20,000 This is the face of an angel. 198 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,541 I come from an upstanding family. 199 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,458 My father owns a jewelry shop. 200 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:26,500 My mother works for the National Bank. 201 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:28,750 My brother has an office in the Ministry of Commerce. 202 00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:30,833 You're screwed! So screwed! 203 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,916 How many times have I told you? 204 00:22:33,291 --> 00:22:34,833 I told you to think. 205 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,416 Think before you act. 206 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,541 Are you even capable of thinking? 207 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,208 I don't think so. 208 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:42,708 I told you... 209 00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:45,625 Hey there. 210 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,583 Yes, I'm working. 211 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,541 Sure. See you at dinner. I promise. Six o'clock. 212 00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:52,416 Alright. See you. 213 00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:55,708 There's been collateral damage because of you. 214 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,166 How can you pay for that? 215 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,125 You think our agency can? 216 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:03,041 Is your dad a billionaire? 217 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:05,916 Do you think my dad's got money? 218 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:07,833 You... 219 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,458 Hi. Fish noodles? 220 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,750 I knew you'd like it. 221 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,291 I can drop by to order. Six o'clock, right? 222 00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:20,208 What kind of noodles? 223 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:23,708 Thin noodles with lots of fish balls. Okay. 224 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:25,083 See you at six. 225 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,500 You're lucky the director doesn't know yet. 226 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,375 If our division gets closed down, 227 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:32,041 you tell me, 228 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,208 what are we going to do? We'll be out of jobs. 229 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,375 Can you tell me? Huh, can you? 230 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,333 I won't be home at six! 231 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,958 You can forget about your noodles! 232 00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:46,583 Get out of here. Get out. 233 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,416 I have no prior record. 234 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,375 I won three Outstanding Citizen awards. 235 00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:53,250 I'm gonna sue you. Yes, you. I'm gonna sue all of you. 236 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,500 I'll sue anyone who looks like you. 237 00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:57,916 I'll sue everyone with your last name. 238 00:23:58,041 --> 00:23:59,833 I'll sue you all, but I won't sue me. 239 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:02,041 I don't give a damn who you are. 240 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,375 Still want to sue us? 241 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,458 All of us? 242 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,416 Huh? 243 00:24:15,208 --> 00:24:16,208 Oh, please. 244 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:19,416 Don't worry about my husband. I don't even know what to say. 245 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,541 He comes and goes as he pleases. 246 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,958 I haven't seen him for days. 247 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:26,500 He's just gone. I don't even know what he does for a living. 248 00:24:27,041 --> 00:24:29,166 He never takes anything seriously. 249 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:33,416 He worked on a construction site for a while 250 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,833 and then quit after less than a month. 251 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,541 Then he tried selling insurance, selling detergent. 252 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:40,875 -Totally useless. -How much? 253 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,833 Two hundred. 254 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,291 Keep the change. 255 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,541 Right, because there isn't any change. 256 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:48,708 Are you nuts? 257 00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:58,125 Yes, this style is very trendy. 258 00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,625 It looks great on you. 259 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,541 Peekaboo! Guess who? 260 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,208 You think it's funny? Can't you see I'm working? 261 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,208 Where have you been? 262 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:09,958 Dirty clothes are all over the place. You'd better take care of them now. 263 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,833 -Want to test me? -Where's a washing bucket? 264 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,625 On my head, I guess. 265 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,500 Go! 266 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,541 Your backpack! 267 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,375 Put it away. It's not my job to clean up after you. 268 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:27,541 What a complete idiot! 269 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,250 So good at doing stupid things. 270 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,666 Why are you like this? 271 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,708 I'm just so done with him. 272 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,166 With a husband like this, 273 00:25:37,541 --> 00:25:40,791 I'd be better off without him. 274 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,833 Whatever job you take on, 275 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:47,041 you have to do your best 276 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,250 and learn to compromise. 277 00:25:49,958 --> 00:25:51,166 You have to try 278 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,583 to make things work. Okay? 279 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,375 And stop bouncing between jobs. 280 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:58,125 Otherwise, we'll never have enough savings. 281 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,916 Don't you want a house, a car? 282 00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,125 Hey! Hey! 283 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:05,250 Remember what to do before bed? 284 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:08,916 Why do I have to repeat myself all the time? 285 00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:10,625 Why can't you remember? 286 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:25,833 HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE MANTRA 287 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,375 How about this? 288 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,708 I'll take you to this place to ward off misfortunes. 289 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,666 It's in Thailand. 290 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:42,541 Very sacred. 291 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,583 The guru there is highly respectable. 292 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:46,333 You will be blessed with prosperity. 293 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:48,916 It will help you get a good job. Okay? 294 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,625 What about tonight? 295 00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:56,125 It's been a couple of weeks. 296 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,958 Do you want to have some fun? 297 00:27:00,458 --> 00:27:01,958 I can't. I'm tired. 298 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,833 Ugh! 299 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,458 Will I ever get laid? 300 00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:09,125 You suck! 301 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,291 Your husband dumped you? Um... 302 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:33,333 So packed in there. 303 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,916 You have to get creative 304 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,458 to satisfy him, you know? 305 00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:41,291 Come closer. 306 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,666 Put this sacred beeswax on your lips. 307 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,041 You'll see results within a couple of days. Boy! 308 00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:56,000 Bring me some beeswax. 309 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,291 In less than a week, 310 00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:00,791 your husband will crawl back to you. 311 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:04,000 Master, we're out of beeswax. 312 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,916 It's alright. 313 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,541 Bring me some holy feces. 314 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:15,333 It's feces from the holy horse. 315 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,250 We air-dried it, but someone left it in the rain. 316 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,125 You put it on your lips. 317 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:25,166 -What a nice smile you have. -Here, Master. 318 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,041 Give me your hand. 319 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,833 Chin up. Don't lower your head. 320 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:42,666 Oh wow! 321 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,958 There you go. 322 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,500 You got this. 323 00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:51,541 He'll come back to you. 324 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,458 Isn't this full of crap? 325 00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,416 What crap? 326 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,791 Don't you see? Everyone comes to see him. 327 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,583 Hello, Cheun. 328 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,791 -Hello, Master. -What brings you today? 329 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,666 I hope you can help my grandson. 330 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:07,750 Alright, bring him here. 331 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:09,375 Right. 332 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,000 What's wrong with his legs? 333 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,708 His legs are just lazy. 334 00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:16,750 Lazy? 335 00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:18,208 What? Lazy legs? 336 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,125 His legs don't work. 337 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:25,916 You're funny. 338 00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:28,833 I take it you like the Cha-Cha-Cha gang. 339 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,208 You stay up late for them, huh? 340 00:29:32,833 --> 00:29:34,333 Come here, son. 341 00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:38,458 Come. 342 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,333 -Hello, Master. -Yeah, yeah. 343 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,208 Can you cure me? 344 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,375 -It looks quite bad. -Yeah. 345 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:52,291 But I think you should be fine. 346 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,583 At this point, they're already quite withered. 347 00:29:55,833 --> 00:29:57,958 -Stay focused. -Yes. 348 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,208 -Yes. -Repeat after me. 349 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:13,583 So who's leading? 350 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:15,041 Who's following? 351 00:30:15,333 --> 00:30:17,500 -You repeat after me. -Alright. 352 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:30,583 Okay. Get up now. 353 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,041 Try to walk. 354 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,833 Test your steps. Yeah, just like that. Good job. 355 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,791 Come back here. Sit down. 356 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,458 -Cheun, come here. -Yes? 357 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,458 Take him to see an orthopedist. 358 00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:56,166 You can go now. 359 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,500 Grandpa, ouch! 360 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,750 -Namkhiao. -Hello! 361 00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:03,916 Who is that? 362 00:31:04,458 --> 00:31:06,041 -My husband. -Yeah? 363 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,791 Okay. Come over here. 364 00:31:13,958 --> 00:31:16,375 -Right in front of me? -That hurts! 365 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,875 Don't you dare, sister. He's mine. 366 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,583 Come here. 367 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,208 -Your husband? -Yes, Master. 368 00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:31,916 What happened to his face? 369 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,416 Why does he look smashed? 370 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,875 He's just born this way. 371 00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:40,291 Let me get a closer look. 372 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:45,875 Hmm, let me see. 373 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:50,416 You have a nice structure, according to Chinese physiognomy. 374 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,666 He's a good catch, Khiao. 375 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:56,166 Good-looking fella. Where are you going? Come here. 376 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,125 Ooh, look at these brows! 377 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:08,708 These are a wealthy man's brows. 378 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:12,875 Both sides are perfect. 379 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,208 What? Why are you glaring so hard? 380 00:32:15,375 --> 00:32:17,041 Blink your eyes. Yeah, just like that. 381 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,708 Now take a deep breath. Breath in, breath out. 382 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:26,875 That's right. Long and deep. 383 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:29,500 Look at his little mouth. 384 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:36,166 This is just perfect, my child. 385 00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:38,541 Now concentrate 386 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:39,833 and pray with me. 387 00:32:45,291 --> 00:32:46,708 Peekaboo! 388 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,125 You seem stressed. 389 00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:52,166 I just want you to relax. 390 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,458 Let's try again. 391 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,708 By 3 p.m. tomorrow, you'll have an important job, 392 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:08,458 I hope you understand that 393 00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:12,375 this is about our national security. 394 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:15,333 Alright. 395 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:18,666 We have to keep an eye on these two people, 396 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,916 This one is the biggest threat. 397 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,666 His name is Suchin. 398 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:25,958 And this one 399 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,916 is Surachai, 400 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,291 the lesser evil. 401 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,333 They're running an operation in Thailand 402 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,916 under the guise of a record label. 403 00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:38,541 But behind the scenes, 404 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,416 are illegal activities. 405 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,291 They have quite a number of heavy weapons 406 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,666 that will be used to attack us. 407 00:33:48,666 --> 00:33:50,666 I want someone who can bring them in. 408 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:52,250 We have to get them 409 00:33:52,666 --> 00:33:54,000 before the KGB 410 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,291 or CIA can have a chance. 411 00:33:57,458 --> 00:34:00,000 Is there anyone you think can take this mission? 412 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,083 I know a guy. 413 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:20,666 Are you deaf? Pick up the phone! 414 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,875 Utterly useless! 415 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,458 You can't do anything right. 416 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,708 She's just teasing me. 417 00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:32,833 -I believe you. -Thank you for that. 418 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:34,416 Hello? 419 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:36,541 Yes. 420 00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,666 Yes. Be right there. 421 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:51,083 Here, take it. 422 00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,666 This is your chance now. 423 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:58,250 These guys are a threat to our nation. 424 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,875 How do you want me to infiltrate them? 425 00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:02,625 That's your job. 426 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,958 -Why didn't you assign it to someone else? -That's my job. 427 00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:09,583 What am I supposed to tell my wife? 428 00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:11,250 That's your job. 429 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:14,708 -Your phone. -That's my call. 430 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:18,708 Of course! How can I forget? 431 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:20,458 You're dismissed. 432 00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:24,250 I hope you don't screw this whole thing up. 433 00:35:24,416 --> 00:35:26,791 That's my job. 434 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,791 You're going to be a French teacher? 435 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:35,541 You can't even speak your own language. 436 00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,166 Do whatever you want. I don't care. 437 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:43,333 You keep showing up and disappearing. I mean, you don't care about me anyway. 438 00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:46,125 You're here for food 439 00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,000 and live to die. 440 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:49,958 Thinking to myself 441 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,166 This hurts me to the core 442 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:55,333 For I'm just a slave To your love who's asking 443 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,083 -For more -Go! 444 00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:58,958 This wasn't a duet! 445 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,541 You ruined my song! 446 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:05,500 Here we go again. 447 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:07,500 All over again. 448 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:11,916 Mr. Thala, 449 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:14,583 in order to make music, 450 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:17,083 you need to have brains and talents. 451 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:21,791 Take 4S Studio as an example. 452 00:36:22,125 --> 00:36:24,958 They're just a small label but they flourish. 453 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,375 Every song is a hit. 454 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,291 While my major label 455 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,625 is struggling to make one hit album. 456 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,166 Oh, come on, 457 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:39,708 you have to understand that making music these days 458 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:41,166 is like buying lottery tickets. 459 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,541 You can either win or lose. 460 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:45,166 I'm a businessman. 461 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:49,625 I'm not a gambler. I don't want to talk to you anymore. 462 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,541 Hey, Surachai, talk to him for me. 463 00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:55,250 He's annoying me to death. He just never shuts up. 464 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,375 I'm this close to snapping your neck. 465 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:04,750 Mr. Thala, 466 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,833 do you know we're in a lot of trouble right now? 467 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:11,750 Out of the seven or eight albums you've produced, 468 00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,958 none of them is remotely close to success. 469 00:37:18,041 --> 00:37:19,250 To be honest, 470 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:22,291 I'd like to call you a fucking failure, 471 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,625 but I'm too nice for that. 472 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:28,000 So I just keep it to myself. 473 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:30,958 Hot coffee? 474 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,833 Didn't you notice if it's hot or not when you were making it? 475 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:41,500 Hey, 476 00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:45,666 I'm going to give you three more months. 477 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,125 After that, if you want me to fire you 478 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:50,041 or if you want to walk away, 479 00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:51,916 that's your choice. 480 00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,000 But for now, 481 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:57,958 please get your nasty ass 482 00:37:58,041 --> 00:38:00,458 off of my sofa. 483 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,541 Yes, it's me. 484 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,000 I'm so tired of this. 485 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:10,083 They don't even talk about my hit numbers. 486 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:13,250 Yeah. Forget about it. 487 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,375 I'll make them see that I'm the real deal. 488 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,583 Hey, I have to go now. Call you back later. 489 00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:40,083 I suggest you take a dump. 490 00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,833 What's this icky stuff? 491 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,458 Smells just like crap. 492 00:39:10,541 --> 00:39:13,166 Mr. Thala, we have three artists coming in for auditions. 493 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,375 -Three? Okay. Let's do it. -Yes. 494 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,916 This way. 495 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,416 -Name? -Amnuay. 496 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,708 -Last name? -Huakahd. 497 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,166 -Amnuay Huakahd. -Yes. 498 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,625 -What are you singing? -"A Fool for Love" 499 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:38,625 -It’s a song from "Hello Yasothon." -I know. 500 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:41,000 -Have you watched it? -Three times. 501 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,541 You have that much free time? 502 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,458 Shut up. 503 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,833 That's none of your business. Go ahead. 504 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:52,125 When a bird leaves its nest 505 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,291 It sings cuckoo to say goodbye 506 00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:57,291 But you, my love 507 00:39:57,375 --> 00:40:00,541 You never sing to me 508 00:40:00,791 --> 00:40:03,791 Before you leave for the big city 509 00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:08,000 My love, will you Leave me without a goodbye? 510 00:40:08,083 --> 00:40:10,833 Unlike a crow 511 00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:13,583 Who fares me well with a cuckoo... 512 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:14,750 Cuckoo... 513 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:15,833 That's enough. 514 00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:17,708 You can leave now. 515 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,541 What kind of crow sings cuckoo? 516 00:40:22,791 --> 00:40:24,875 But I haven't reached the chorus yet. 517 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:27,750 I hated it from the "cuckoos." So, cuckoo to you, bye. 518 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,708 -Next. -Your turn. 519 00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:35,000 Hello. 520 00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,500 -Name? -It's Sai. 521 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,416 -What song? -"Tears of Warin Girl." 522 00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,666 -By Jintara Poonlap? -Yes. 523 00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:48,000 Go on. 524 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:51,375 This Warin girl is drowning 525 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,875 in her own tears 526 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,708 Her boy from Ubon is not here 527 00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:59,208 To join her on the candle parade 528 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,208 He's gone for good 529 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,875 To be with a girl from Sakon Nakhon 530 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:07,333 She is left hanging there 531 00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:11,166 Waiting alone by the candles 532 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:16,166 The rainy season has become so lonely 533 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,833 -Do you know the bus station? -Why? 534 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,916 To find a bus back to Warin. 535 00:41:22,208 --> 00:41:23,875 And take that 536 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:27,083 cuckoo guy with you. Just get together, okay? 537 00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:33,000 Hello. 538 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,583 -That's my bag. -Yeah, I know. 539 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:42,083 -Name? -Kamlao. 540 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:47,041 -You sing? -Beautifully, in fact. 541 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:49,000 My friends call me Elvis. 542 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,916 -You dance? -Oh, I'm the best. 543 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,666 My friends call me Michael. 544 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,833 -Okay. -That's what you call a face of an artist? 545 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,041 Mr. Thala, 546 00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:13,416 where did you find him? 547 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:16,750 You flushed him out of a sewer or smoked him out of a grove 548 00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:19,375 before you caught him? 549 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,208 My, oh my! 550 00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:25,541 Mr. Thala, please ask him for me. 551 00:42:25,916 --> 00:42:27,875 Is that a face or a water bucket? 552 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:32,000 With such insults he just said about your artist, 553 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:35,416 how can you still sit here? 554 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:38,500 Get out. Do whatever you have to do. 555 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:42,583 I don't think you're going to last very long. 556 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:46,291 His face just makes me feel sick for some reason. 557 00:42:46,375 --> 00:42:48,625 Leave now. We have things to discuss. 558 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:11,500 Hey, La, my man! 559 00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,375 Hey, Tik! 560 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,583 When will you get out of the woods? 561 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:23,625 And do what exactly? 562 00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:27,333 I don't want to deal with those capitalist assholes like you do. 563 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:32,500 -That's Kamlao. -Kamlao? 564 00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:35,458 -Hi. -Hi! 565 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:38,833 My new guy. 566 00:43:39,041 --> 00:43:40,541 Your new guy? 567 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:41,916 You signed a comedian now? 568 00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:45,416 -He's a singer. -A singer? 569 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:47,833 -What do you think? -Hmm... 570 00:43:48,666 --> 00:43:50,333 I'm not sure about his face. 571 00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,291 I think a mushroom has more charisma than him. 572 00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:56,375 Good physique though. 573 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,416 -How many fights have you won? -Not a boxer. 574 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,708 He's a singer. 575 00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:03,750 Let me see. 576 00:44:05,416 --> 00:44:07,625 Yeah, he's alright. 577 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:12,250 -Your face has a great cemetery. -Symmetry. 578 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:15,375 You want to be a singer? Do as I say, you'll be a star. 579 00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:18,875 Show me your smile. 580 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:20,375 -Heh-heh. -Heh-heh. 581 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:21,875 Yeah, we're screwed. 582 00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:25,333 -So what do you want me to do? -How about this? 583 00:44:27,041 --> 00:44:29,291 You teach him some dance moves. 584 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:30,750 You sure? 585 00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,875 Positive. One hundred percent sure. 586 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,125 -Starting now? -Yes. 587 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:39,000 -Right now. Hey, Kamsao! -At this moment. 588 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,708 -It's Kamlao. -Right, Kamlao. Come here. 589 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,416 -Ngiam. -It's Kamlao. 590 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,291 Kamlao, are you familiar with dancing? 591 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,916 -Just a little. -Yeah? Do you know the basics? 592 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,083 -What basics? -Basic dance moves, do you know some? 593 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:57,916 -No, not at all. -Do you know blowing technique? 594 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 -Yeah. -Show me. 595 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,625 You have to practice hard, Kamlao. 596 00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,500 -Understand? -Yes. 597 00:45:05,791 --> 00:45:08,250 -I'm sure you'll make it big. -Yes. 598 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:10,583 -I'll have thin noodles with soup. -Okay. 599 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,083 -Two bowls of thin noodles. -Sure. 600 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,166 Is there a toilet around here? 601 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,208 -Toilet? -You're that hungry? 602 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,875 -I'm taking a leak. -No. 603 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:28,291 There's just a wall over there. 604 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:30,625 -Feel free to pee. -Okay. 605 00:45:41,541 --> 00:45:42,583 Hey! 606 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,708 Hey! 607 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,416 DOG'S PISS 608 00:45:58,833 --> 00:46:00,375 That's Thala. 609 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:08,583 Hey there, Thala. 610 00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:15,208 -You're doing well? -Not quite. 611 00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:18,375 Of course not because I’m here. 612 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:20,500 How many matches has your team lost? 613 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:23,541 -Three. -Three matches, three payments. 614 00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:25,875 -Pay me now. -I can't, I'm broke. 615 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:29,250 -Yeah? -Where's my elephant? 616 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,958 What elephant? Wrong movie. Get out of here. 617 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:35,458 Go home! 618 00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,458 -You think you can get away with this? -No. 619 00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:42,750 Do you know me, Wee Bangkruay? 620 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,000 Where's my elephant? 621 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:49,041 What? I don't give a shit about your goddamn elephant. 622 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:08,958 Sweet rambutans, sweet longans. 623 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:11,458 -What can I help you with? -Do you have mangosteens? 624 00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:14,208 They just bought all of them. There are longans and rambutans. 625 00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:15,958 Indian plums, please. 626 00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:18,500 -Are you messing with me? -Okay, I'll take some longans. 627 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,958 -How many? -One kilo. 628 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:22,458 -Sixty. You want a bag? -No. 629 00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:24,166 That's okay. 630 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:28,208 -Can I leave now? -Yes. 631 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:30,291 -You're not mad, right? -I'm not. 632 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,791 That was a close one. 633 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:38,166 Oh, no! My stall! 634 00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:47,583 Please stop. I'm begging you. 635 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:49,708 Stop now, please. Don't do it. 636 00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:11,500 Where's my elephant? 637 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,166 His elephant is in our truck. 638 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,500 Why did you take it in the first place? 639 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:25,041 What a horrible day! 640 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:42,333 Eat longans to support our nation! 641 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,083 What's the matter with him? 642 00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:57,958 What happened? 643 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,208 This is just a warning. 644 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,958 Don't let me see you again. Kamlao, let's go. 645 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:11,250 Hey! I remember you! 646 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:13,833 It's you! You bring bad luck! 647 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,708 Wait! 648 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,416 Another man's wife 649 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:37,416 Got me giddy with delight 650 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:40,125 Now I want to make my wife's face 651 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:42,500 Anew 652 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:45,666 Because she's no longer beautiful to me 653 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:48,708 My bad, I have an old hag for a wife 654 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,958 Oh, poor me 655 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:56,166 I'm too excited about another man's wife 656 00:49:56,291 --> 00:49:59,291 But when I turn to my side 657 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:00,375 Good! 658 00:50:00,541 --> 00:50:02,125 Especially during her pregnancy 659 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:05,791 Her look alone makes my life a misery 660 00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:08,125 Oh, it's killing me 661 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,375 It's killing me 662 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,125 My old hag of a wife 663 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,875 Someday I will make your face new 664 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,375 For sure 665 00:50:17,666 --> 00:50:20,041 I can find beauty in her when I'm drunk 666 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,666 Before she haunts me again When my sobriety comes 667 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:25,416 I'd kill her someday But I'm afraid of prison 668 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:28,625 Another man's wife Got me giddy with delight 669 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:32,750 Now I want to make my wife's face anew 670 00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:35,000 Over and over 671 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:37,958 I'm too excited about another man's wife But turning to my side 672 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:40,666 Makes me lose my mind 673 00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:43,541 No man has a wife like mine 674 00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:00,208 I can't believe it, you guys. 675 00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:01,333 He's just knocked Bodyslam 676 00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:04,041 out of the top spot. Even Film Rattapoom doesn't stand a chance. 677 00:51:04,666 --> 00:51:07,166 This new artist has just released his debut album, 678 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:10,250 Mummy Lao: Box-head man. Grab it while you can. 679 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:14,041 Because right now they're selling out so fast. 680 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:17,333 Listen to the music. There're great tunes. I have to say this because some people 681 00:51:17,416 --> 00:51:19,416 used my CDs as a reflector on elephants' tails 682 00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:22,875 to prevent other cars from hitting their elephants, 683 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,250 You know, making it blink. 684 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,291 -Hello. -Hello. 685 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,833 Your debut album is doing so great. How do you feel about that? 686 00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,625 It's amazing. 687 00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:34,166 Your face is amazing. 688 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,541 My heart's pounding so hard right now. 689 00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:39,375 What about your music style? Can you tell us about it? 690 00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,541 It's fun, it's catchy... 691 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,583 -Can I get your... -Let's talk about your look. 692 00:51:45,666 --> 00:51:48,208 It's just so iconic. 693 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,666 What's your inspiration? What's the theme? 694 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:54,500 Mr. Thala takes care of everything specially, just for you. 695 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:56,708 Oh, okay. 696 00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,333 PLATINUM ALBUM 697 00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:23,916 How do feel about the success of your debut album 698 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,916 that just went platinum recently? 699 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,791 At first, I didn't expect it to blow up this much. 700 00:52:31,291 --> 00:52:33,375 I think it's my determination 701 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,583 and the right mentors who didn't... 702 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:38,958 -A diamond in the rough. -...give up on me. 703 00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,750 -A hidden gem. -Especially 704 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,000 the one who makes me the man I am today, Mr. Thala. 705 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:46,916 -Here you go. -I have to say that the first time we met, 706 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:49,125 I could sense that 707 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,833 he's just different. 708 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,958 I really believed that 709 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:57,125 -he had potentials... -The sky's the limit. 710 00:52:58,125 --> 00:53:00,458 -to make groundbreaking music. -A maggot can turn into a fly. 711 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:03,375 ...even though I'd never seen him sing or dance, 712 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:06,291 like, not a single step. When we met, I just knew it. 713 00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:10,041 Thank you so much. Thank you. Take care, bye. 714 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:18,541 Hey, Paula! 715 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,833 Congratulations! Who would have thought, right? 716 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,625 Well, I certainly wouldn't. 717 00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,958 If I'd known, I would've done it in a heartbeat. 718 00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,916 I have to go. See you around. 719 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:33,333 -Paula. -Yes? 720 00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,708 Let me buy you dinner sometime. 721 00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:39,750 -We can do that? -Of course. 722 00:53:40,791 --> 00:53:42,375 When? 723 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,625 When you're not menstruating. 724 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,500 So, it's not today. 725 00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:53,416 Don't forget to buy some tampons. 726 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:01,750 Sister, don't listen to them. 727 00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:05,833 That's just the way it is. Everybody says she's his mistress. 728 00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:09,750 -Really? -That's right. 729 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,541 Look at that, Mom. 730 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:14,333 This singer is super popular in Thailand. 731 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:17,583 -He's like the biggest star right now. -Who? 732 00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:25,375 Another man's wife Got me giddy with delight 733 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,875 Now I want to make 734 00:54:27,958 --> 00:54:30,625 My wife's face anew 735 00:54:30,958 --> 00:54:32,750 -She's no longer beautiful -You piece of shit! 736 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,958 -Stay still, babies. -Your kids? 737 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:53,916 Their father was an alcoholic who left us. 738 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,708 He never helped me take care of the kids. 739 00:54:56,041 --> 00:54:58,250 -That's why I'm a single mom. -Go play over there. 740 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,583 Come on. 741 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:04,083 Go play with your brother. He's over there. 742 00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,333 Go! 743 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,791 It's been a while since I ate a kid's liver. 744 00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:15,250 Do you want to eat my foot too? 745 00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:17,291 Oh... 746 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:06,083 Let me go. Let me go. 747 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:09,875 Take it. Take it. 748 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:11,916 Take it! In the face! 749 00:59:12,458 --> 00:59:14,375 Left hook! Right hook! 750 00:59:15,958 --> 00:59:17,000 Didn't feel a thing. 751 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:10,416 Lower your guns, idiots. 752 01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:15,833 Ouch! 753 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:48,166 Don't you remember what he looked like? 754 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:51,458 I almost got him and then bam! 755 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:54,583 -Lightning? -His kick, sir. 756 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,416 I found him. 757 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:03,708 -Zoom in. -Okay. 758 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,083 Mummy Lao! 759 01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,166 Whoever 760 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:21,375 dares to mess with devils like us, 761 01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:23,875 he's a dead man. 762 01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:30,583 I hope I've made it clear for you, gentlemen. 763 01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:33,875 If you screw this up, 764 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:37,083 don't ever show your face again. 765 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:40,000 Understand? 766 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,166 You won't see us again. 767 01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:47,916 Good. 768 01:03:48,791 --> 01:03:49,833 So... 769 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,791 get out of my office now. 770 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,583 It's Mum... 771 01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:07,916 -Mummy Lao, sir. -Okay. 772 01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,416 I'm asking you one more time. 773 01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:13,000 Where did this guy 774 01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:15,833 come from, exactly? 775 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,416 He walked into my office for an audition, 776 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:20,208 so I took him to meet you. 777 01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:23,625 -It's just the luck of the draw. -Surachai, 778 01:04:24,375 --> 01:04:25,541 let's go home. 779 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:28,833 I don't want to waste my time with this loser. 780 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,125 Here you are! 781 01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,416 Sorry, I'm late. 782 01:05:35,875 --> 01:05:38,083 Not a problem. I asked you out, 783 01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:39,875 I don't mind waiting. 784 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:44,083 Did you bring your butt? 785 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:47,208 -If so, take a seat. -Thanks. 786 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:53,208 You want a drink? Or maybe a little accident? 787 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:57,208 I don't think so. I'm a lucky guy. I don't want to jinx it. 788 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,458 You look so beautiful tonight. 789 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,083 Yeah. I hear that a lot. 790 01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:07,250 At first, I wasn't sure how to take it, but now 791 01:06:07,416 --> 01:06:10,250 I know that I'm beautiful, so I don't mind it. 792 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:14,083 Oh, is that it? 793 01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:15,791 You're so full of fun. 794 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:18,041 And full of shit too. 795 01:06:20,625 --> 01:06:24,083 You're very funny. Are you a comedian? 796 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,166 Just kidding. 797 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,291 -You come here often? -Every once in a while. 798 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:31,833 I'm having a good time here. 799 01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,916 Join me on the dance floor? 800 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:39,208 This is so much fun. Let's do it again. 801 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,750 What were you doing in the basement? 802 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,041 Confused? 803 01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,125 CIA. 804 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:51,500 C-I-A. 805 01:06:52,291 --> 01:06:54,500 I've been trying to catch them for ages. 806 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:59,500 Sorry I squeezed you too hard. 807 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:01,458 -It looked painful. -Yeah. 808 01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:04,875 It's okay. We're here. 809 01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:09,666 -Where is this? -Your place. Give me the key. 810 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,833 Okay. 811 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,916 Give me the key. 812 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,750 Oh... 813 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:25,416 -You don't even get in the right hole. -Yeah. 814 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,333 Why? Is it too small? 815 01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:31,083 I have no problem getting into a smaller one. 816 01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:34,333 Ha-ha! 817 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:42,208 -Nice apartment. -Beautiful owner, 818 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:45,125 -beautiful apartment. -Oh. 819 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,291 Is that it? 820 01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:57,291 For you... 821 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,166 Aah... 822 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,666 Milky skin. 823 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,541 Curvaceous figure. 824 01:08:09,166 --> 01:08:11,416 Full of sensuality. 825 01:08:15,541 --> 01:08:18,125 Nope. I'm a family man. 826 01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:32,083 I just want to see my husband! Let me see my husband! 827 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:36,125 -I know he's up there! -Sorry, you're not allowed. 828 01:08:37,875 --> 01:08:39,958 That's my husband. That's my Kamlao. 829 01:08:40,166 --> 01:08:41,750 No, no, no. That's Mummy Lao. 830 01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:43,375 Yes, that's the same person! 831 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:48,750 Ooh, is that Sek Loso? Hello, Sek Loso! 832 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:52,083 Help me, Sek! Help me! 833 01:08:52,291 --> 01:08:54,791 Asshole! Why don't you help me? 834 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,791 Yes, sir. 835 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,416 She's making quite a scene. Yes. 836 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,750 Dammit! 837 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,625 Oh hey, Aed! 838 01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,375 Thiery! Lek! 839 01:09:11,750 --> 01:09:13,625 Eed! Hello, Eed! 840 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:16,500 Aed, please get me up there. 841 01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,500 We'd just get thrown out too. 842 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,083 Hello! 843 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,000 Are you having a good time? 844 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,583 Yeah, until you showed up. 845 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:41,333 You may be married but I still love you 846 01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:45,416 With my unhealed and broken heart 847 01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:49,625 I will wait for the day that he dies 848 01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:52,875 Shamelessly, I'm confessing to you 849 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:04,208 The day of your marriage 850 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,708 As your groom's procession is moving past 851 01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:09,250 Along the street 852 01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,416 Did you hear my tortured heart 853 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,958 Ripped out and shredded to pieces 854 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,916 I lost my mind, I could eat a car. 855 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:20,333 My sanity left me for seven days 856 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:22,875 I dreamed of destroying every woman 857 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:25,125 Then again 858 01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:28,750 Where was the fun 859 01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:33,291 When I ended up in prison? 860 01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:35,583 -There's a sniper on the crane. -I still love you 861 01:10:35,875 --> 01:10:39,583 With my unhealed and broken heart 862 01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:42,041 I will wait for you 863 01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:45,166 For the day that he dies 864 01:10:45,291 --> 01:10:46,916 Shamelessly, I'm confessing to you 865 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,458 Ugh, this damn fly. I'm not made of shit. 866 01:11:00,166 --> 01:11:01,500 My sanity... 867 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,500 My soul needs to be... 868 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:11,125 Cleansed 869 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:30,166 -Hi, guys! -Hi, brother. 870 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:33,375 -Is it your turn? -If it was, we'd be on stage. 871 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,416 Right. I should get going. 872 01:11:36,083 --> 01:11:37,208 Then go! 873 01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:40,916 I don't have a fix so don't get me riled up. 874 01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:08,375 -How's everything? -All clear, sir. 875 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,500 -Don't let anyone get in the way. -Yes, sir. 876 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:34,375 -Gotcha. -See? Why didn't you listen? 877 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,500 Oh, you poor thing. 878 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:41,125 You know you can't win because you're too stupid. 879 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:44,291 Learn from him. He made a smart move. 880 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:48,250 You look dumb, you play dumb. You're probably dumber than my husband. 881 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:51,916 What now? You think too much. 882 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:55,250 Don't move this. Why do I have to repeat myself? 883 01:13:56,708 --> 01:13:58,833 Look at that! 884 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,208 How did she get here? 885 01:14:00,791 --> 01:14:03,791 -Watch him play. Kamlao! -Don't move! 886 01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:11,833 What's going on? Why did they take me? 887 01:14:12,125 --> 01:14:15,375 What have you done? Did you kill someone? 888 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,000 Or did you double cross anyone? 889 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,958 Shut up if you want to live. 890 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:22,416 -Is that so? -Yes. Let's go. Follow me. 891 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,416 -Where to? -Anywhere but here. 892 01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:28,166 Hey! 893 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:11,375 Hey, where did they go? 894 01:15:24,916 --> 01:15:27,625 Good job, Mummy Lao. 895 01:15:28,416 --> 01:15:31,583 Unfortunately, I don't have time for your games. 896 01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,458 Kill him. 897 01:15:36,791 --> 01:15:38,750 Everybody, put down your weapons! 898 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,416 Put them down! 899 01:15:44,416 --> 01:15:45,541 Paula, 900 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,041 are you working with him? 901 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,125 I work for nobody. 902 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,750 I'm my own boss. 903 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:55,083 So who exactly is her boss? 904 01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:58,833 I don't know, jackass. 905 01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,666 My dear secretary, put down your weapon. 906 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:06,333 No way. 907 01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,250 Paula, you're on the higher ground. 908 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:13,625 We're obviously at a disadvantage. 909 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:16,791 -Put down your weapon. -What? 910 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,666 No way. 911 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:21,041 I'm counting to three! 912 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,291 Who the hell is this? 913 01:17:11,291 --> 01:17:14,708 Is he Japanese? Maybe he's sleepy? Oh finally, he's awake now. 914 01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:36,541 What a complete idiot. Now, feel the burn. 915 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,875 Water! 916 01:17:52,208 --> 01:17:54,375 Right on, baby! 917 01:18:19,666 --> 01:18:20,958 Oops! 918 01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:44,458 My husband is so amazing! 919 01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,958 -Let's go. -Wait. 920 01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:54,000 Let's find a place for a quickie. 921 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,583 You horny mess! 922 01:18:57,291 --> 01:18:59,083 BEWARE FLAMMABLE MATERIAL 923 01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:09,125 -Get out of here. -We go together. 924 01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:10,500 Do you want to die? 925 01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,166 You're a wicked husband! 926 01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:20,625 -I'm such a badass, right? -Yes. 927 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,166 You're the best, honey. Let's go! 928 01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:33,166 -Khiao. -Yes? 929 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,000 -Run. -No. 930 01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,125 If we have to die, we'll die together. 931 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:39,041 We sure will. Step over there. 932 01:20:41,041 --> 01:20:42,083 A little more. 933 01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:44,958 More. 934 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:47,000 -Get ready. -Okay. 935 01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:31,916 Get out. 936 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:25,375 Let's go to the dancefloor 937 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:29,041 You don't have to wait anymore 938 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:32,750 Shake your hips, show your steps 939 01:23:58,208 --> 01:24:00,791 -What? -Enough with the moves! 940 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:04,125 You don't have to act cool 'cause we're all going to die. 941 01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:14,291 Great! You just killed our own men. 942 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:16,458 Now run! 943 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:23,666 Can they stop? My legs are killing me. 944 01:24:34,166 --> 01:24:35,416 Stop! 945 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:53,250 I have a gun. 946 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:56,541 -But I don't. -Idiot! 947 01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:57,791 I just said I have. 948 01:25:02,625 --> 01:25:03,958 Back off! 949 01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:05,875 Or he's dead. 950 01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:08,041 Yeah. 951 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,208 Don't get any closer, 952 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,750 he'll kill me. 953 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:14,875 -Back off! -I don't buy it. 954 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:17,208 You don't? 955 01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:26,333 Surachai, you're mad at me? Why did you shoot me for real? 956 01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:29,541 What? I'm not mad at you, silly. 957 01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:33,125 Stay away! Don't come closer! 958 01:25:39,041 --> 01:25:41,041 -Let's go. -Okay. 959 01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:42,250 Stay away! 960 01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:21,541 Ouch! My dick! 961 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,750 Holy shit! 962 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,833 We almost died. 963 01:26:56,625 --> 01:26:59,000 I feel like a water lizard coming up for air. 964 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:01,791 Are we going to make it? 965 01:27:06,125 --> 01:27:07,166 What? 966 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,750 Surachai. 967 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,166 It's over now. 968 01:27:12,791 --> 01:27:14,333 Haven't I told you 969 01:27:14,458 --> 01:27:16,583 to get a train ready for us? 970 01:27:17,708 --> 01:27:21,458 What kind of train runs under water? 971 01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:23,208 Ridiculous. 972 01:27:43,541 --> 01:27:44,666 Help... 973 01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:49,916 Ass... 974 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:02,791 You shouldn't have come. 975 01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:12,458 Paula. 976 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,041 These two 977 01:28:15,750 --> 01:28:17,000 belong to my government. 978 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,708 What? Are you crazy? 979 01:28:22,583 --> 01:28:24,208 We've been on this case for years. 980 01:28:24,708 --> 01:28:26,041 But you just want to take the credit? 981 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,083 Hello? 982 01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:35,083 Yes, honey. Noodles with no fish balls. 983 01:28:35,416 --> 01:28:37,291 Yes. Chicken rice too? 984 01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:39,708 I got it. Don't worry. 985 01:28:39,833 --> 01:28:42,833 With entrails? And lots of skins? Yes, sure. 986 01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:45,583 Look over there. Yes, noodles too. 987 01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:47,375 Don't worry about it. 988 01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:51,000 I'll get them all for you. And hot soup too. Okay. 989 01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:52,791 Take them away. 990 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:57,458 We finally got them. 991 01:29:01,416 --> 01:29:02,541 Boohoo! 992 01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:07,166 You son of a bitch! You ugly asshole! 993 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:09,291 Where are you? I love you 994 01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,041 but you're trying to kill me! 995 01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:13,583 You'll get yours! 996 01:29:13,875 --> 01:29:17,333 Karma's a bitch, you know that? 997 01:29:17,583 --> 01:29:20,333 When you got shot, I tried to save you. 998 01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,541 I knew it since I heard you sing: 999 01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:24,583 Another man's wife Got me giddy with delight 1000 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:27,208 Now I want to make my wife's face anew 1001 01:29:27,416 --> 01:29:30,208 I knew it! You're a horrible, unfaithful husband. 1002 01:29:30,791 --> 01:29:32,708 What are you looking at? 1003 01:29:33,708 --> 01:29:37,166 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1004 01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:40,458 Thank you for coming here tonight. 1005 01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:42,708 Tonight, 1006 01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:45,500 we honor a brave individual 1007 01:29:45,708 --> 01:29:49,250 who deserves to be respected and recognized. 1008 01:29:49,458 --> 01:29:52,833 Our military decided to do something 1009 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:56,041 to celebrate them. 1010 01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:57,958 His bravery 1011 01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,416 earns our highest decoration. 1012 01:30:00,625 --> 01:30:03,333 We're honored to pay tribute 1013 01:30:03,583 --> 01:30:05,666 to him and his family. 1014 01:30:06,416 --> 01:30:09,791 Please welcome Captain Kamlao 1015 01:30:10,458 --> 01:30:11,750 Makplearn. 1016 01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:45,916 This is your new mission. 1017 01:30:46,333 --> 01:30:49,833 The person in this file is very important to our nation. 1018 01:30:50,291 --> 01:30:53,291 Take good care of him. Protect him with your life. 1019 01:30:53,458 --> 01:30:56,250 Don't let anything happen to him. 1020 01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:03,500 Ready! 1021 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,166 And action! 1022 01:31:10,291 --> 01:31:11,500 I won't take it. 1023 01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:13,625 Go away. I'm not signing. 1024 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,125 Mum! You little shit! 1025 01:31:17,416 --> 01:31:19,833 You played me again. 1026 01:31:20,416 --> 01:31:21,958 You played me again, didn't you? 1027 01:31:22,333 --> 01:31:25,000 You tricked me in two of your movies now. 1028 01:31:25,291 --> 01:31:27,333 I got zero dialogue in the first film. Fine! 1029 01:31:27,666 --> 01:31:29,666 But I still got nothing in this one. 1030 01:31:29,958 --> 01:31:32,708 And you killed me off? 1031 01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:36,125 You hired me just to kill me off? Really? 1032 01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:38,541 What do you think you're doing? 1033 01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:41,708 Asshole! You shot me three times when I was about to talk. 1034 01:31:41,833 --> 01:31:44,791 Three shots! I was dead from the first shot. 1035 01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:48,208 You killed me off then shove your foot on my face. 1036 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:51,708 You think you're so funny? 1037 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:53,958 Why don't you get ready? 1038 01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:57,250 Stop chewing betels like a grandma. 1039 01:31:57,541 --> 01:31:59,958 They'll make fun of you. Let's go. 1040 01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:03,083 You're lucky you're my mom's friend. 1041 01:32:03,791 --> 01:32:06,958 She told me not to leave you. Don't look at me. 1042 01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:10,041 I almost always got the leading roles. 1043 01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:14,166 Do you know "Pattaya Maniac," do you? 1044 01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:18,125 "Pattaya Maniac" by Yuthlert Sippapak. He gave me the leading role. 1045 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:21,958 Somchai Kemglad only got a supporting character. Think about that. 1046 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:23,791 Poj Arnon gave me the leading role. 1047 01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:27,291 I was the main character in Workpoint's "Teng Nong" trilogy. 1048 01:32:27,875 --> 01:32:30,000 I've had enough of your bullshit. 1049 01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:32,875 I won't work with Sahamongkol ever again. 1050 01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:36,625 I won't work with you anymore I'll only work with Workpoint. 1051 01:32:36,708 --> 01:32:38,833 To hell with you and your fucked up schedule. 1052 01:32:39,041 --> 01:32:41,208 You told me 5 a.m. I came here with my family. 1053 01:32:41,458 --> 01:32:42,875 But you filmed me at 3 p.m. 1054 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:46,041 What are you filming? I'm gonna break your camera. 1055 01:32:47,125 --> 01:32:48,708 Look at you. You have no regrets. 1056 01:32:48,791 --> 01:32:51,750 I'm not just a comedian. 1057 01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:53,666 I'm a superstar. 1058 01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:56,625 What are you looking at? 1059 01:32:56,833 --> 01:32:58,125 Do you know who I am? 1060 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:00,250 People across the entire country love me. 1061 01:33:00,333 --> 01:33:02,458 I have plenty of fans. 1062 01:33:02,666 --> 01:33:04,958 Just remember, I won't work with you in your movies anymore. 1063 01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:07,375 Call me a loser, if I don't keep my word. 1064 01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:10,458 -Let's go. You don't want to do that. -Just... 1065 01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:12,958 He's a boxer. Somrak Kamsing's pupil. 1066 01:33:13,375 --> 01:33:15,500 Don't do it, son. 1067 01:33:15,708 --> 01:33:17,416 Beating him is like beating a vagrant dog. 1068 01:33:18,250 --> 01:33:20,791 Your blood won't be on our hands but your wife's hands. 1069 01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:23,375 She'll be the one to stab you. 1070 01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:25,916 Do you want me to spill the truth about Nakhon Sawan? 1071 01:33:26,125 --> 01:33:28,416 About what happened in that room? 1072 01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,208 I knocked on your door for hours, 1073 01:33:30,625 --> 01:33:34,375 but you're too occupied to open it. Get in the car. 1074 01:33:34,916 --> 01:33:36,833 You signed me up to kill me off. 1075 01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:40,750 You got funny lines for Teng but none for me? 1076 01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:44,416 Teng's not that funny, but you gave him that guru role. 1077 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:46,916 That's a good laugh. 1078 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:50,958 But me? I got out of the water and died. 1079 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:54,041 Do you think the audience will find that funny? 1080 01:33:54,375 --> 01:33:56,250 They'll wait for me to shine. 1081 01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:58,500 They'll wait for my jokes. 1082 01:33:58,916 --> 01:34:01,083 You call your boss now. 1083 01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:04,500 Call your boss, Somsak. Get him on the phone with me. 1084 01:34:05,291 --> 01:34:06,833 Get in the car. 1085 01:34:07,416 --> 01:34:09,041 Don't call me ever again. 1086 01:34:09,416 --> 01:34:11,625 I won't take a role in your movies. 1087 01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:14,791 I know people in Workpoint. 1088 01:34:15,041 --> 01:34:17,875 Panya Nirunkul is my guy. 1089 01:34:17,958 --> 01:34:21,166 Dipshit! Asshole! Ugly son of a gun! 1090 01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,583 Fuck you and you! 1091 01:34:26,333 --> 01:34:27,583 Let's go, son. 1092 01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:30,333 Ignore him. 1093 01:34:33,375 --> 01:34:35,000 -Mum! -That's enough. 1094 01:34:35,083 --> 01:34:37,583 Mum, you piece of shit! 1095 01:34:49,041 --> 01:34:50,375 -Cut! -Clap the slate. 1096 01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:53,000 Translated by: Suganya Pankote